If I'm going to Hell, I'm going there playing the piano.

If I'm going to Hell, I'm going there playing the piano.

A man's dying is more the survivors' affair than his own.

A man's dying is more the survivors' affair than his own.

I am going to seek the great Perhaps.

I am going to seek the great Perhaps.

One death is a tragedy. A million deaths is a statistic.

One death is a tragedy. A million deaths is a statistic.

Death and taxes are both certain... but death isn't annual.

Death and taxes are both certain... but death isn't annual.

I postpone death by living, by suffering, by error, by risking, by living, by losing.

I postpone death by living, by suffering, by error, by risking, by living, by losing.

God is becoming bitter, he envies man his mortality.

God is becoming bitter, he envies man his mortality.

Most people would rather die than think;
in fact, they do so.

Most people would rather die than think;
in fact, they do so.

Two babies were born on the same day at the same hospital. They lay there and looked at each other. read more

Two babies were born on the same day at the same hospital. They lay there and looked at each other. Their familiescame and took them away. Eighty years later, by a bizarre coincidence, they lay in the same hospital, on their deathbeds, next to each other. One of them looked at the other and said,
So. What did you think?.