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My situation is a solemn one. Life is offered to me on condition of eating beefsteaks. But death is better read more
My situation is a solemn one. Life is offered to me on condition of eating beefsteaks. But death is better than cannibalism. My will contains directions for my funeral, which will be followed not by mourning coaches, but by oxen, sheep, flocks of poultry, and a small traveling aquarium of live fish, all wearing white scarf's in honor of the man who perished rather than eat his fellow creatures.
Most people would rather die than think: many do.
Most people would rather die than think: many do.
It is never death because they live in your heart foever.
It is never death because they live in your heart foever.
Nothing in his life became him like the leaving it.
Nothing in his life became him like the leaving it.
A punishment to some, to some a gift, and to many a favor.
A punishment to some, to some a gift, and to many a favor.
The reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated.
The reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated.
He that lives to forever, never fears dying.
He that lives to forever, never fears dying.
Boy, when you are dead, they really fix you up. I hope to hell when I do die somebody has read more
Boy, when you are dead, they really fix you up. I hope to hell when I do die somebody has sense enough to just dump me in the river or something. Anything except sticking me in a god dam cemetery. People coming and putting a bunch of flowers on your stomach on Sunday and all that crap. Who wants flowers when you are dead? Nobody.
At the moment of death I hope to be surprised.
At the moment of death I hope to be surprised.
