Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.

Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.

Some love one, some love two. I love one, and that is you.

Some love one, some love two. I love one, and that is you.

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.

All I know is that you love me...in my dreams.

All I know is that you love me...in my dreams.

Love is a game in which one always cheats.

Love is a game in which one always cheats.

An old man in love is like a flower in winter

An old man in love is like a flower in winter

A bear, however hard he tries, grows tubby without exercise.

A bear, however hard he tries, grows tubby without exercise.

Life is the flower for which love is the honey.

Life is the flower for which love is the honey.

Laughter is the closest distance between two people.

Laughter is the closest distance between two people.