Maxioms by Theodore Hook
 A tunnel underneath the sea from Calais straight to Dover, Sir,
 The squeamish folks may cross by land from read more 
 A tunnel underneath the sea from Calais straight to Dover, Sir,
 The squeamish folks may cross by land from shore to shore,
  With sluices made to drown the French, if e'er they would come 
over, Sir,
   Has long been talk'd of, till at length 'tis thought a monstrous 
bore. 
The best way to predict the future is to invent it.
The best way to predict the future is to invent it.