Maxioms by Russell Baker
The worst thing about being a tourist is having other tourists recognize you as a tourist.
The worst thing about being a tourist is having other tourists recognize you as a tourist.
Inanimate objects can be classified scientifically into three major categories; those that don't work, those that break down and those read more
Inanimate objects can be classified scientifically into three major categories; those that don't work, those that break down and those that get lost.
The goal of all inanimate objects is to resist man and ultimately defeat him.
The goal of all inanimate objects is to resist man and ultimately defeat him.
Ah, summer, what power you have to make us suffer and like it.
Ah, summer, what power you have to make us suffer and like it.
Live by publicity, you'll probably die by publicity.
Live by publicity, you'll probably die by publicity.
