Russell Baker

The worst thing about being a tourist is having other tourists recognize you as a tourist.

The worst thing about being a tourist is having other tourists recognize you as a tourist.

Live by publicity, you'll probably die by publicity.

Live by publicity, you'll probably die by publicity.

Ah, summer, what power you have to make us suffer and like it.

Ah, summer, what power you have to make us suffer and like it.

Happiness is a small and unworthy goal for something as big and fancy as a whole lifetime, and should be read more

Happiness is a small and unworthy goal for something as big and fancy as a whole lifetime, and should be taken in small doses.

Inanimate objects can be classified scientifically into three major categories; those that don't work, those that break down and those read more

Inanimate objects can be classified scientifically into three major categories; those that don't work, those that break down and those that get lost.