Maxioms by Henry S. Leigh
 If you wish to grow thinner, diminish your dinner,
 And take to light claret instead of pale ale;
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 If you wish to grow thinner, diminish your dinner,
 And take to light claret instead of pale ale;
  Look down with an utter contempt upon butter,
   And never touch bread till its toasted--or stale. 
 Electric telegraphs, printing, gas,
 Tobacco, balloons, and steam,
  Are little events that have come to pass
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 Electric telegraphs, printing, gas,
 Tobacco, balloons, and steam,
  Are little events that have come to pass
   Since the days of the old regime.
    And, spite of Lempriere's dazzling page,
     I'd give--though it might seem bold--
      A hundred years of the Golden Age
       For a year of the Age of Gold. 
 Dwellers in huts and in marble halls--
 From Shepherdess up to Queen--
  Cared little for bonnets, and read more 
 Dwellers in huts and in marble halls--
 From Shepherdess up to Queen--
  Cared little for bonnets, and less for shawls,
   And nothing for crinoline.
    But now simplicity's not the rage,
     And it's funny to think how cold
      The dress they wore in the Golden Age
       Would seem in the Age of Gold. 
I wish I knew the good of wishing.
I wish I knew the good of wishing.