Evelyn Waugh

Punctuality is the art of guessing how late the other fellow is going to be

Punctuality is the art of guessing how late the other fellow is going to be

Art is the symbol of the two noblest human efforts: to construct and to refrain from destruction.

Art is the symbol of the two noblest human efforts: to construct and to refrain from destruction.

He was gifted with the sly, sharp instinct for self-preservation that passes for wisdom among the rich.

He was gifted with the sly, sharp instinct for self-preservation that passes for wisdom among the rich.

One forgets words as one forgets names. One's vocabulary needs constant fertilizing or it will die

One forgets words as one forgets names. One's vocabulary needs constant fertilizing or it will die

I haven't been to sleep for over a year. That's why I go to bed early. One needs more rest read more

I haven't been to sleep for over a year. That's why I go to bed early. One needs more rest if one doesn't sleep.