Evelyn Waugh

Punctuality is the art of guessing how late the other fellow is going to be

Punctuality is the art of guessing how late the other fellow is going to be

It is a curious thing that every creed promises a paradise which will be absolutely uninhabitable for anyone of civilised read more

It is a curious thing that every creed promises a paradise which will be absolutely uninhabitable for anyone of civilised taste.

I haven't been to sleep for over a year. That's why I go to bed early. One needs more rest read more

I haven't been to sleep for over a year. That's why I go to bed early. One needs more rest if one doesn't sleep.

One forgets words as one forgets names. One's vocabulary needs constant fertilizing or it will die

One forgets words as one forgets names. One's vocabulary needs constant fertilizing or it will die

Punctuality is the virtue of the bored.

Punctuality is the virtue of the bored.