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Starbucks says they are going to start putting religious quotes on cups. The very first one will say, 'Jesus! This read more

Starbucks says they are going to start putting religious quotes on cups. The very first one will say, 'Jesus! This cup is expensive!'

by Conan O'brien Found in: Coffee Quotes,
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President Bush left for Canada today to attend a trade summit. Reportedly, the trade summit got off to an awkward read more

President Bush left for Canada today to attend a trade summit. Reportedly, the trade summit got off to an awkward start when the president pulled out his baseball cards.

by Conan O'brien Found in: Presidency Quotes,
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Several hard-core Star Wars fans who had tickets for the first showing actually said that when the movie finally began, read more

Several hard-core Star Wars fans who had tickets for the first showing actually said that when the movie finally began, they started crying. Mainly because they realized that it's 22 years later, and they still haven't lost their virginity.

by Conan O'brien Found in: Cinema Quotes,
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