Wilson Mizner

The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away.

The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away.

The most pitiful human ailment is a birdseed heart.

The most pitiful human ailment is a birdseed heart.

When you take stuff from one writer it's plagiarism; but when you take it from many writers, it's research.

When you take stuff from one writer it's plagiarism; but when you take it from many writers, it's research.

A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while he gets to know something. -Wilson Mizner.

A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while he gets to know something. -Wilson Mizner.

I can usually judge a fellow by what he laughs at.

I can usually judge a fellow by what he laughs at.