Maxioms by W. Somerset Maugham
Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.
Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.
For the love of God, folks, don't do this at home.
For the love of God, folks, don't do this at home.
Tradition is a guide and not a jailer.
Tradition is a guide and not a jailer.
With the fearful strain that is on me night and day, if I did not laugh I should die.
With the fearful strain that is on me night and day, if I did not laugh I should die.
You know, of course, that the Tasmanians, who never committed adultery, are now extinct.
You know, of course, that the Tasmanians, who never committed adultery, are now extinct.