Maxioms by Russell Baker
The worst thing about being a tourist is having other tourists recognize you as a tourist.
The worst thing about being a tourist is having other tourists recognize you as a tourist.
The goal of all inanimate objects is to resist man and ultimately defeat him.
The goal of all inanimate objects is to resist man and ultimately defeat him.
An educated person is one who has learned that information almost always turns out to be at best incomplete and read more
An educated person is one who has learned that information almost always turns out to be at best incomplete and very often false, misleading, fictitious, mendacious - just dead wrong.
Happiness is a small and unworthy goal for something as big and fancy as a whole lifetime, and should be read more
Happiness is a small and unworthy goal for something as big and fancy as a whole lifetime, and should be taken in small doses.
Inanimate objects can be classified scientifically into three major categories; those that don't work, those that break down and those read more
Inanimate objects can be classified scientifically into three major categories; those that don't work, those that break down and those that get lost.
