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Who are you wearing?

Who are you wearing?

by Paris Hilton Found in: Superficiality Quotes,
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At the end of the day what seems to be going on here is that Paris is the only victim, read more

At the end of the day what seems to be going on here is that Paris is the only victim, ... She's going to be stuck with the tab of repairing that car.

by Paris Hilton Found in: Victimhood Quotes,
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Love is like a booger. You keep picking at it until you get it, then wonder what to do with read more

Love is like a booger. You keep picking at it until you get it, then wonder what to do with it.

by Paris Hilton Found in: Dumb Quotes, Funny Quotes,
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Every woman should have four pets in her life. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a read more

Every woman should have four pets in her life. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass who pays for everything.

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What's a soup kitchen?

What's a soup kitchen?

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