P. J. O'Rourke

There is one thing women can never take away from men. We die sooner.

There is one thing women can never take away from men. We die sooner.

You can't get rid of poverty by giving people money.

You can't get rid of poverty by giving people money.

There's only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the read more

There's only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences.

The mystery of government is not how Washington works but how to make it stop.

The mystery of government is not how Washington works but how to make it stop.

Every government is a parliament of whores. The trouble is, in a democracy, the whores are us.

Every government is a parliament of whores. The trouble is, in a democracy, the whores are us.