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If Cleveland Indians'
Wahoo is racist
are not also Boston Celtics?
naming a team for only part
of the city?

If Cleveland Indians'
Wahoo is racist
are not also Boston Celtics?
naming a team for only part
of the city?

by O Anna Niemus Found in: Honesty Quotes,
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Alec Issigonis (we refuse to use the plutocratic terms 'sir' or 'doctor') said a camel is a horse designed by read more

Alec Issigonis (we refuse to use the plutocratic terms 'sir' or 'doctor') said a camel is a horse designed by committee. If it was God's committee
for an animal adapted to communities without water..
it was a divine consensus.

by O Anna Niemus Found in: Achievement Quotes,
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Mad Cows and Mad Pigs and Mad Fish say it is not 'you are what you eat' but
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Mad Cows and Mad Pigs and Mad Fish say it is not 'you are what you eat' but
that we become whom we eat.

by O Anna Niemus Found in: Health Quotes,
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What's in Spam?
nostrils brains?and eyes
intestinal linings and uteri?
anything swept from the slaughterhouse floor?
except the blood already read more

What's in Spam?
nostrils brains?and eyes
intestinal linings and uteri?
anything swept from the slaughterhouse floor?
except the blood already out the door
Spam comes from offal
Spam smells... awful
from murdering pigs Hormel makes Spam
from butchering pigs Hormel makes ham.

by O Anna Niemus Found in: Weakness Quotes,
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Prolifers support warwaging candidates
whose bomber planes become partial birth abortionists.

Prolifers support warwaging candidates
whose bomber planes become partial birth abortionists.

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