Josh Billings

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.

Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one thing till it gets there.

Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one thing till it gets there.

If a man should happen to reach perfection in this world, he would have to die immediately to enjoy himself.

If a man should happen to reach perfection in this world, he would have to die immediately to enjoy himself.

Better make a weak man your enemy than your friend.

Better make a weak man your enemy than your friend.

The road to ruin is always in good repair, and the travellers pay the expense of it.

The road to ruin is always in good repair, and the travellers pay the expense of it.