Maxioms by Josh Billings
Advice is like castor oil, easy enough to give but dreadful uneasy to take.
Advice is like castor oil, easy enough to give but dreadful uneasy to take.
There are two things in life for which we are never truly prepared: Twins.
There are two things in life for which we are never truly prepared: Twins.
If there was no faith there would be no living in this world. We couldn't even eat hash with safety.
If there was no faith there would be no living in this world. We couldn't even eat hash with safety.
Better make a weak man your enemy than your friend.
Better make a weak man your enemy than your friend.
The wheel that squeaks the loudest is the one that gets the grease.
The wheel that squeaks the loudest is the one that gets the grease.
