Josh Billings

There is [sic] two things in life for which we are never fully prepared, and that is--twins.

There is [sic] two things in life for which we are never fully prepared, and that is--twins.

The man who ain't got an enemy is really poor.

The man who ain't got an enemy is really poor.

Confess your sins to the Lord, and you will be forgiven; confess them to men, and you will be laughed read more

Confess your sins to the Lord, and you will be forgiven; confess them to men, and you will be laughed at.

It is the little bits of things that fret and worry us; we can dodge an elephant, but we can't read more

It is the little bits of things that fret and worry us; we can dodge an elephant, but we can't dodge a fly.

There is no revenge so complete as forgiveness.

There is no revenge so complete as forgiveness.