Maxioms by Joe E. Lewis
I'm still chasing girls. I don't remember what for, but I'm still chasing them.
I'm still chasing girls. I don't remember what for, but I'm still chasing them.
You are only young once, and if you work it right, once is enough.
You are only young once, and if you work it right, once is enough.
The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love.
The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love.
I play in the low 80s. If it's any hotter than that, I won't play.
I play in the low 80s. If it's any hotter than that, I won't play.
I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks
I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks