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My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on.

My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on.

by Joan Rivers Found in: Birth control Quotes,
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Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is God's gift, that's why we call it the present.

Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is God's gift, that's why we call it the present.

by Joan Rivers Found in: The present Quotes,
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