Maxioms by Joan Rivers
My obstetrician was so dumb that when I gave birth he forgot to cut the cord. For a year that read more
My obstetrician was so dumb that when I gave birth he forgot to cut the cord. For a year that kid followed me everywhere. It was like having a dog on a leash.
Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is God's gift, that's why we call it the present.
Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is God's gift, that's why we call it the present.
