Maxioms by Joan Rivers
My obstetrician was so dumb that when I gave birth he forgot to cut the cord. For a year that read more
My obstetrician was so dumb that when I gave birth he forgot to cut the cord. For a year that kid followed me everywhere. It was like having a dog on a leash.
I wish I had a twin, so I could know what I'd look like without plastic surgery.
I wish I had a twin, so I could know what I'd look like without plastic surgery.
