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I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that they are wonderful things for read more

I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that they are wonderful things for other people to go on.

by Jean Kerr Found in: Airplanes Quotes,
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Life with Mary was like being in a telephone booth with an open umbrella no matter which way you turned, read more

Life with Mary was like being in a telephone booth with an open umbrella no matter which way you turned, you got it in the eye.

by Jean Kerr Found in: Umbrellas Quotes,
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Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to speech by something outside himself-like, read more

Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to speech by something outside himself-like, for instance, he can't find any clean socks

by Jean Kerr Found in: Speech Quotes,
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Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck. If you live through it, you start looking very carefully read more

Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck. If you live through it, you start looking very carefully to the right and to the left.

by Jean Kerr Found in: Moving On Quotes,
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Hope is the feeling that the feeling you have isn't permanent.

Hope is the feeling that the feeling you have isn't permanent.

by Jean Kerr Found in: Hope Quotes,
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