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Life with Mary was like being in a telephone booth with an open umbrella no matter which way you turned, read more

Life with Mary was like being in a telephone booth with an open umbrella no matter which way you turned, you got it in the eye.

by Jean Kerr Found in: Umbrellas Quotes,
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A poor person who is unhappy is in a better position than a
rich person who is unhappy because the read more

A poor person who is unhappy is in a better position than a
rich person who is unhappy because the poor person has hope. He thinks
money will help.

by Jean Kerr Found in: Inspirational Quotes,
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Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to speech by something outside himself-like, read more

Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to speech by something outside himself-like, for instance, he can't find any clean socks

by Jean Kerr Found in: Speech Quotes,
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I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that they are wonderful things for read more

I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that they are wonderful things for other people to go on.

by Jean Kerr Found in: Airplanes Quotes,
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You don't seem to realize that a poor person who is unhappy is in a better position than a rich read more

You don't seem to realize that a poor person who is unhappy is in a better position than a rich person who is unhappy. Because the poor person has hope. He thinks money would help.

by Jean Kerr Found in: Hope Quotes,
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