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Just once I would like to persuade the audience not to wear any article of blue denim. If only they read more

Just once I would like to persuade the audience not to wear any article of blue denim. If only they could see themselves in a pair of brown corduroys like mine instead of this awful, boring blue denim.

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It's not a million miles away from rock and roll,

It's not a million miles away from rock and roll,

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I can never make up my mind if I'm happy being a flute player, or if I wish I were read more

I can never make up my mind if I'm happy being a flute player, or if I wish I were Eric Clapton.

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We are encouraging locals to create mini- floats using red wagons or big wheel tricycles.

We are encouraging locals to create mini- floats using red wagons or big wheel tricycles.

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If Jesus Christ came back today, He and I would get into our brown corduroys and go to the nearest read more

If Jesus Christ came back today, He and I would get into our brown corduroys and go to the nearest jean store and overturn the racks of blue denim.

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