Maxioms by George Bernard Shaw
An Irishman's heart is nothing but his imagination.
An Irishman's heart is nothing but his imagination.
What really flatters a man is that you think him worth
flattering.
What really flatters a man is that you think him worth
flattering.
Titles distinguish the mediocre, embarrass the superior, and are
disgraced by the inferior.
Titles distinguish the mediocre, embarrass the superior, and are
disgraced by the inferior.
The possibilities are numerous once we decide to act and not react.
The possibilities are numerous once we decide to act and not react.
My situation is a solemn one. Life is offered to me on condition of eating beefsteaks. But death is better read more
My situation is a solemn one. Life is offered to me on condition of eating beefsteaks. But death is better than cannibalism. My will contains directions for my funeral, which will be followed not by mourning coaches, but by oxen, sheep, flocks of poultry, and a small traveling aquarium of live fish, all wearing white scarf's in honor of the man who perished rather than eat his fellow creatures.
