Maxioms by Frank Zappa
It isn't necessary to imagine the world ending in fire or ice; there are two other possibilities: one is paperwork, read more
It isn't necessary to imagine the world ending in fire or ice; there are two other possibilities: one is paperwork, and the other is nostalgia.
Jazz is not dead - it just smells funny
Jazz is not dead - it just smells funny
Movin' to Montana soon Gonna be a dental floss tycoon
Movin' to Montana soon Gonna be a dental floss tycoon
The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced.
The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced.
Some scientists claim that hydrogen, because it is so plentiful, is the basic building block of the universe. I dispute read more
Some scientists claim that hydrogen, because it is so plentiful, is the basic building block of the universe. I dispute that. I say that there is more stupidity than hydrogen, and that is the basic building block of the universe.