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It isn't necessary to imagine the world ending in fire or ice; there are two other possibilities: one is paperwork, read more

It isn't necessary to imagine the world ending in fire or ice; there are two other possibilities: one is paperwork, and the other is nostalgia.

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Jazz is not dead - it just smells funny

Jazz is not dead - it just smells funny

by Frank Zappa Found in: Jazz Quotes,
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Movin' to Montana soon Gonna be a dental floss tycoon

Movin' to Montana soon Gonna be a dental floss tycoon

by Frank Zappa Found in: Tycoon Quotes,
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The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced.

The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced.

by Frank Zappa Found in: Law Quotes,
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Some scientists claim that hydrogen, because it is so plentiful, is the basic building block of the universe. I dispute read more

Some scientists claim that hydrogen, because it is so plentiful, is the basic building block of the universe. I dispute that. I say that there is more stupidity than hydrogen, and that is the basic building block of the universe.

by Frank Zappa Found in: Scientists Quotes,
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