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You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline - it helps if you have read more

You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline - it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer

by Frank Zappa Found in: Country Quotes,
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Suggestions or comments on this site? Send an email -Frank Zappa.

Suggestions or comments on this site? Send an email -Frank Zappa.

by Frank Zappa Found in: Beauty Quotes,
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Movin' to Montana soon Gonna be a dental floss tycoon

Movin' to Montana soon Gonna be a dental floss tycoon

by Frank Zappa Found in: Tycoon Quotes,
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Jazz is not dead - it just smells funny

Jazz is not dead - it just smells funny

by Frank Zappa Found in: Jazz Quotes,
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The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced.

The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced.

by Frank Zappa Found in: Law Quotes,
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