Maxioms by Dave Attell
You know, men and women are a lot alike in certain situations. Like when they're both on fire - they're read more
You know, men and women are a lot alike in certain situations. Like when they're both on fire - they're exactly alike.
Doesn't matter what you say or do; people can always find a way to call you a dick.
Doesn't matter what you say or do; people can always find a way to call you a dick.
Yeah, I know, some people are against drunk driving, and I call those people "the cops." But you know, sometimes, read more
Yeah, I know, some people are against drunk driving, and I call those people "the cops." But you know, sometimes, you've just got no choice; those kids gotta get to school!
