Maxioms by Dave Attell
Doesn't matter what you say or do; people can always find a way to call you a dick.
Doesn't matter what you say or do; people can always find a way to call you a dick.
Every eight minutes, someone has sex with an animal...and you wonder why the attack you. Because of that man, and read more
Every eight minutes, someone has sex with an animal...and you wonder why the attack you. Because of that man, and its up to me and a half mexican to stop him!
You know, men and women are a lot alike in certain situations. Like when they're both on fire - they're read more
You know, men and women are a lot alike in certain situations. Like when they're both on fire - they're exactly alike.