Maxioms by Chuck Palahniuk
College is like a fountain of knowledge - and the students are there to drink
College is like a fountain of knowledge - and the students are there to drink
If you tell folks you're a college student, folks are so impressed. You can be a student in anything and read more
If you tell folks you're a college student, folks are so impressed. You can be a student in anything and not have to know anything. Just say toxicology or marine biokinesis, and the person you're talking to will change the subject to himself. If this doesn't work, mention the neural synapses of embryonic pigeons.
The one you love and the one who loves you are never, ever the same person.
The one you love and the one who loves you are never, ever the same person.
On the other side of the handrail, the hallway's gray marble floor looks as if we've climbed a stairway through read more
On the other side of the handrail, the hallway's gray marble floor looks as if we've climbed a stairway through the clouds.
What I did was pour out about a gallon of Chanel Number Five and put a burning wedding invitation to read more
What I did was pour out about a gallon of Chanel Number Five and put a burning wedding invitation to it, and boom, I'm recycling.
