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Maxioms by Chuck Palahniuk

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The one you love and the one who loves you are never, ever the same person.

The one you love and the one who loves you are never, ever the same person.

by Chuck Palahniuk Found in: Love Quotes,
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If you tell folks you're a college student, folks are so impressed. You can be a student in anything and read more

If you tell folks you're a college student, folks are so impressed. You can be a student in anything and not have to know anything. Just say toxicology or marine biokinesis, and the person you're talking to will change the subject to himself. If this doesn't work, mention the neural synapses of embryonic pigeons.

by Chuck Palahniuk Found in: Students Quotes,
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People have to really suffer before they can risk doing what they love.

People have to really suffer before they can risk doing what they love.

by Chuck Palahniuk Found in: Suffering Quotes,
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What I did was pour out about a gallon of Chanel Number Five and put a burning wedding invitation to read more

What I did was pour out about a gallon of Chanel Number Five and put a burning wedding invitation to it, and boom, I'm recycling.

by Chuck Palahniuk Found in: Recycling Quotes,
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Disaster is a natural part of my evolution. Toward tragedy and dissolution.

Disaster is a natural part of my evolution. Toward tragedy and dissolution.

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