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Maxioms by Chuck Palahniuk

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It's easy to cry when you realize that everyone you love will reject you or die.

It's easy to cry when you realize that everyone you love will reject you or die.

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If you tell folks you're a college student, folks are so impressed. You can be a student in anything and read more

If you tell folks you're a college student, folks are so impressed. You can be a student in anything and not have to know anything. Just say toxicology or marine biokinesis, and the person you're talking to will change the subject to himself. If this doesn't work, mention the neural synapses of embryonic pigeons.

by Chuck Palahniuk Found in: Students Quotes,
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On a large enough time line, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.

On a large enough time line, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.

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True Love burns the brightest, But the brightest flames leave the deepest scars.

True Love burns the brightest, But the brightest flames leave the deepest scars.

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Only after disaster can we be ressurected.

Only after disaster can we be ressurected.

by Chuck Palahniuk Found in: Disaster Quotes,
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