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That's why so many stars are making pictures in Europe today. The tax guys are making thieves out of everybody.

That's why so many stars are making pictures in Europe today. The tax guys are making thieves out of everybody.

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Now, on the St. Louis team we have Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't Know is on third.

Now, on the St. Louis team we have Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't Know is on third.

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Well, I always had a chauffer, because I have never driven a car in my life. I still can't drive.

Well, I always had a chauffer, because I have never driven a car in my life. I still can't drive.

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You never heard of a comedy team that didn't fight, did you?

You never heard of a comedy team that didn't fight, did you?

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Once they get their hooks into you, you're a dead pigeon.

Once they get their hooks into you, you're a dead pigeon.

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