Bud Abbott

That's why so many stars are making pictures in Europe today. The tax guys are making thieves out of everybody.

That's why so many stars are making pictures in Europe today. The tax guys are making thieves out of everybody.

Once they get their hooks into you, you're a dead pigeon.

Once they get their hooks into you, you're a dead pigeon.

Now, on the St. Louis team we have Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't Know is on third.

Now, on the St. Louis team we have Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't Know is on third.

They disallowed this and disallowed that, and now I can't even get my head above water!

They disallowed this and disallowed that, and now I can't even get my head above water!

You never heard of a comedy team that didn't fight, did you?

You never heard of a comedy team that didn't fight, did you?