Bud Abbott

That's why so many stars are making pictures in Europe today. The tax guys are making thieves out of everybody.

That's why so many stars are making pictures in Europe today. The tax guys are making thieves out of everybody.

They disallowed this and disallowed that, and now I can't even get my head above water!

They disallowed this and disallowed that, and now I can't even get my head above water!

They liked me so long as the liquor flowed at my house, but I haven't seen any of them around read more

They liked me so long as the liquor flowed at my house, but I haven't seen any of them around lately.

Sitting at home the way I do, I'd just love the hear from people. It'd be a great help in read more

Sitting at home the way I do, I'd just love the hear from people. It'd be a great help in passing the time.

Well, I always had a chauffer, because I have never driven a car in my life. I still can't drive.

Well, I always had a chauffer, because I have never driven a car in my life. I still can't drive.