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 Rowe's Rule: the odds are five to six that the light at the end 
of the tunnel is the read more 
 Rowe's Rule: the odds are five to six that the light at the end 
of the tunnel is the headlight of an oncoming train. 
 Allen's Law of Civilization: It is better for civilization to be 
going down the drain than to be coming read more 
 Allen's Law of Civilization: It is better for civilization to be 
going down the drain than to be coming up it. 
 All real programs contain errors until proved otherwise which is 
impossible.  
 All real programs contain errors until proved otherwise which is 
impossible. 
 Advice, First Law of: The correct advice to give is the advice 
that is desired.  
 Advice, First Law of: The correct advice to give is the advice 
that is desired. 
 About the time we think we can make ends meet, somebody moves the 
ends.  
 About the time we think we can make ends meet, somebody moves the 
ends. 
 Albrecht's Law: Social innovations tend to the level of minimum 
tolerable well being.  
 Albrecht's Law: Social innovations tend to the level of minimum 
tolerable well being. 
 Airplane Law, The: When the plane you are on is late, the plane 
you want to transfer to is read more 
 Airplane Law, The: When the plane you are on is late, the plane 
you want to transfer to is on time. 
 Ade's Law: Anybody can win--unless there happens to be a second 
entry.  
 Ade's Law: Anybody can win--unless there happens to be a second 
entry. 
A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
A free agent is anything but.
A free agent is anything but.