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A recent conversation: Dubya: Look at the clock, time is racing! Cheney: That's the second hand, George.
A recent conversation: Dubya: Look at the clock, time is racing! Cheney: That's the second hand, George.
Technology is fine. . ., but that popular vision of the future, where you plug somebody in and leave them read more
Technology is fine. . ., but that popular vision of the future, where you plug somebody in and leave them there and they don't get out and interact with actual flesh-and-blood humans -- you know the answer before I say it -- that's not good.
After seven years of marriage, I'm sure of two things -- first, never wallpaper together, and second, you'll need two read more
After seven years of marriage, I'm sure of two things -- first, never wallpaper together, and second, you'll need two bathrooms . . . both for her. The rest is a mystery, but a mystery I love to be involved in.
I'd say the chances are about 50-50 that humanity will be extinct or nearly extinct within 50 years. Weapons of read more
I'd say the chances are about 50-50 that humanity will be extinct or nearly extinct within 50 years. Weapons of mass destruction, disease, I mean this global warming is scaring the living daylights out of me.
If you get to be thirty-five and your job still involves wearing a name tag, you've probably made a serious read more
If you get to be thirty-five and your job still involves wearing a name tag, you've probably made a serious vocational error.
