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    Last year was the first time I actually participated in Halloween. I dressed up as a pimp, and my sister was my bitch. We had to walk down Sunset Boulevard because we couldn't get a ride to the party, and everyone was sticking their heads out of their cars and yelling at us. It was great.

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The kids did a great job of sticking it out down the stretch. Stanley has waited his turn all season read more

The kids did a great job of sticking it out down the stretch. Stanley has waited his turn all season and he hit some big shots for us.

by Chad Anderson Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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As a parent, I would appreciate any information about my child that I thought was going to be helpful to read more

As a parent, I would appreciate any information about my child that I thought was going to be helpful to ensure my child was healthy.

by John Armato Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably read more

Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed.

by Albert Einstein Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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Being wrong should not be associated with failure. It should instead be celebrated, for it brings someone to a new read more

Being wrong should not be associated with failure. It should instead be celebrated, for it brings someone to a new level of understanding.

by David Aiello Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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There will be some volatility to the market, but barring any other major disruptions, I think we'll continue to head read more

There will be some volatility to the market, but barring any other major disruptions, I think we'll continue to head lower in prices.

by Agbeli Ameko Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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It's not going to be above normal for much of the next week, and it's going to remain wet most read more

It's not going to be above normal for much of the next week, and it's going to remain wet most of the time.

by Bill Adams Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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I say tell me the truth, but you don«t dare. I tell you how I feel but you don«t care. read more

I say tell me the truth, but you don«t dare. I tell you how I feel but you don«t care. You say love is a hell you cannot bear. Well I say give me mine back and then go there, for all I care!

by Fiona Apple Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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Cowards falter, but danger is often overcome by those who nobly dare.

Cowards falter, but danger is often overcome by those who nobly dare.

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He told the people the truth - not the whole truth, but it was the first time in Russian history read more

He told the people the truth - not the whole truth, but it was the first time in Russian history that a leader has told the people the bitter truth.

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