Nostalgia is like a grammar lesson: You find the present tense and the past perfect

Nostalgia is like a grammar lesson: You find the present tense and the past perfect

Those that will combat use and custom by the strict rules of grammar do but jest.

Those that will combat use and custom by the strict rules of grammar do but jest.

I never made a mistake in grammar but once in my life and as soon as I done it I read more

I never made a mistake in grammar but once in my life and as soon as I done it I seen it.

I never made a mistake in grammar but one in my life and as soon as I done it I read more

I never made a mistake in grammar but one in my life and as soon as I done it I seen it.

Grammar is a piano I play by ear. All I know about grammar is its power.

Grammar is a piano I play by ear. All I know about grammar is its power.

Grammar is the grave of letters

Grammar is the grave of letters

No iron can pierce the heart with such force as a period put just at the right place.

No iron can pierce the heart with such force as a period put just at the right place.

The greater part of the world's troubles are due to questions of grammar

The greater part of the world's troubles are due to questions of grammar

Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and answer to, all of life's problems.

Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and answer to, all of life's problems.