Sure God created man before woman, but then again you always make a rough draft before creating the final masterpiece.

Sure God created man before woman, but then again you always make a rough draft before creating the final masterpiece.

I sometimes think that God in creating man somewhat overestimated his ability.

I sometimes think that God in creating man somewhat overestimated his ability.

All of us are guinea pigs in the laboratory of God. Humanity is just a work in progress.

All of us are guinea pigs in the laboratory of God. Humanity is just a work in progress.

How to make God laugh: Tell him your future plans.

How to make God laugh: Tell him your future plans.

God is a thought who makes crooked all that is straight.

God is a thought who makes crooked all that is straight.

When God gave you to me he never said that you were mine, that I could keep you always--only borrowed read more

When God gave you to me he never said that you were mine, that I could keep you always--only borrowed for a time. Now, He's called you home, I'm sad and I shed tears. Yet, I'm glad He loaned you to me and we had these many years.

God is not a cosmic bell-boy for whom we can press a button to get things done.

God is not a cosmic bell-boy for whom we can press a button to get things done.

God never made His work for man to mend.

God never made His work for man to mend.

If there were no God, it would have been necessary to invent him.

If there were no God, it would have been necessary to invent him.