I dislike feeling at home when I am abroad.

I dislike feeling at home when I am abroad.

Sailing round the world in a dirty gondola oh, to be back in the land of Coca-Cola!

Sailing round the world in a dirty gondola oh, to be back in the land of Coca-Cola!

I have made an important discovery... that alcohol, taken in sufficient quantities, produces all the effect of intoxication.

I have made an important discovery... that alcohol, taken in sufficient quantities, produces all the effect of intoxication.

One main factor in the upward trend of animal life has been the power of wandering.

One main factor in the upward trend of animal life has been the power of wandering.

To travel is to discover that everyone is wrong about other countries.

To travel is to discover that everyone is wrong about other countries.

The greatest discovery of my generation is that a human being can alter his life by altering his attitudes.

The greatest discovery of my generation is that a human being can alter his life by altering his attitudes.

In America there are two classes of travel -- first class, and with children.

In America there are two classes of travel -- first class, and with children.

It is better to travel well than to arrive.

It is better to travel well than to arrive.

Like all great travellers, I have seen more than I remember, and remember more than I have seen.

Like all great travellers, I have seen more than I remember, and remember more than I have seen.