<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?><rss version="2.0"><channel><title>Silly - Maxioms.com</title><description>Quotes, Famous Quotes, Sayings, Proverbs, Maxims, Axioms, Maxioms</description><link>http://maxioms.com</link><language>en-us</language><copyright>Copyright 2026 Maxioms.com. All Rights Reserved.</copyright><item><title><![CDATA[I like vending machines, because snacks are better when they fall. If I buy a candy bar at the store, ...]]></title><link><![CDATA[http://maxioms.com/maxiom/56324]]></link><description><![CDATA[I like vending machines, because snacks are better when they fall. If I buy a candy bar at the store, oftentimes I will drop it so that is achieves its maximum flavor potential.]]></description><guid>http://maxioms.com/maxiom/56324</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[I am a zizzer zazzer zuzz as you can plainly see. ]]></title><link><![CDATA[http://maxioms.com/maxiom/56325]]></link><description><![CDATA[I am a zizzer zazzer zuzz as you can plainly see.]]></description><guid>http://maxioms.com/maxiom/56325</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants. ]]></title><link><![CDATA[http://maxioms.com/maxiom/56326]]></link><description><![CDATA[Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants.]]></description><guid>http://maxioms.com/maxiom/56326</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[Sometimes I wave to people I don't know. It's very dangerous to wave to someone you don't know, because what ...]]></title><link><![CDATA[http://maxioms.com/maxiom/56327]]></link><description><![CDATA[Sometimes I wave to people I don't know. It's very dangerous to wave to someone you don't know, because what if they don't have a hand? They'll think you're cocky. 'Look what I got... This thing is useful. I'm gonna go pick somethin' up.']]></description><guid>http://maxioms.com/maxiom/56327</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[Have you seen my Kung fu lately? Cause it has gotten totally awsome! ]]></title><link><![CDATA[http://maxioms.com/maxiom/56328]]></link><description><![CDATA[Have you seen my Kung fu lately? Cause it has gotten totally awsome!]]></description><guid>http://maxioms.com/maxiom/56328</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[Love is like seaweed; even if you have pushed it away, you will not prevent it from coming back. ]]></title><link><![CDATA[http://maxioms.com/maxiom/56323]]></link><description><![CDATA[Love is like seaweed; even if you have pushed it away, you will not prevent it from coming back.]]></description><guid>http://maxioms.com/maxiom/56323</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[Some people are like Slinkies - not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you ...]]></title><link><![CDATA[http://maxioms.com/maxiom/20053]]></link><description><![CDATA[Some people are like Slinkies - not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.]]></description><guid>http://maxioms.com/maxiom/20053</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[There's no half-singing in the shower, you're either a rock star or an opera diva. ]]></title><link><![CDATA[http://maxioms.com/maxiom/17050]]></link><description><![CDATA[There's no half-singing in the shower, you're either a rock star or an opera diva.]]></description><guid>http://maxioms.com/maxiom/17050</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[I wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?' ]]></title><link><![CDATA[http://maxioms.com/maxiom/8966]]></link><description><![CDATA[I wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?']]></description><guid>http://maxioms.com/maxiom/8966</guid></item></channel></rss>