Men and women - Maxioms.comQuotes, Famous Quotes, Sayings, Proverbs, Maxims, Axioms, Maxiomshttp://maxioms.comen-usCopyright 2026 Maxioms.com. All Rights Reserved.<![CDATA[I married beneath me. All women do. ]]>http://maxioms.com/maxiom/27318<![CDATA[I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home, which answer the same purpose as ...]]>http://maxioms.com/maxiom/27319<![CDATA[Sometimes the strength of motherhood is greater than natural laws. ]]>http://maxioms.com/maxiom/27320<![CDATA[Most married couples, even though they love each other very much in theory, tend to view each other in practice ...]]>http://maxioms.com/maxiom/27321<![CDATA[The father who does not teach his son his duties is equally guilty with the son who neglects them. ]]>http://maxioms.com/maxiom/27322<![CDATA[Girls are like butterflies...pretty to look at, too hard to catch. ]]>http://maxioms.com/maxiom/27323<![CDATA[If all men are born free, why is it that all women are born slaves? ]]>http://maxioms.com/maxiom/27308<![CDATA[Study to be quiet, and to do your own business. [1 Thessalonians 4:11]. ]]>http://maxioms.com/maxiom/27310<![CDATA[My mother-in-law broke up my marriage. My wife came home from work one day and found me in bed with ...]]>http://maxioms.com/maxiom/27311<![CDATA[Want him to be more of a man? Try being more of a woman! ]]>http://maxioms.com/maxiom/27312<![CDATA[I've had the boyhood thing of being Elvis. Now I want to be with my best friend, and my best ...]]>http://maxioms.com/maxiom/27313<![CDATA[Some men are born with cold feet; some acquire cold feet; and some have cold feet thrust upon them. ]]>http://maxioms.com/maxiom/27314<![CDATA[While farmers generally allow one rooster for ten hens, ten men are scarcely sufficient to service one woman. ]]>http://maxioms.com/maxiom/27315<![CDATA[There are three things men can do with women: love them, suffer for them, or turn them into literature. ]]>http://maxioms.com/maxiom/27316<![CDATA[For a male and female to live continuously together is...biologically speaking, an extremely unnatural condition. ]]>http://maxioms.com/maxiom/27317<![CDATA[The trouble with some women is they get all excited about nothing, and then they marry him. ]]>http://maxioms.com/maxiom/27305<![CDATA[If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam. ]]>http://maxioms.com/maxiom/27306<![CDATA[Marriage is like a box of chocolates. You have to squeeze a few bottoms to make sure you like what ...]]>http://maxioms.com/maxiom/27300<![CDATA[Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot. ]]>http://maxioms.com/maxiom/27301<![CDATA[Marriage is like a violin. After the music is over, you still have the strings. ]]>http://maxioms.com/maxiom/27302<![CDATA[In matrimony, to hesitate is sometimes to be saved. ]]>http://maxioms.com/maxiom/27303<![CDATA[Epperson's law: When a man says it's a silly, childish game, it's probably something his wife can beat him at. ]]>http://maxioms.com/maxiom/27304<![CDATA[A good marriage is like a casserole, only those responsible for it really know what goes in it. ]]>http://maxioms.com/maxiom/27292<![CDATA[A little girl at the wedding afterwards asked her mother why the bride changed her mind. "What do you mean?" ...]]>http://maxioms.com/maxiom/27293<![CDATA[All marriages are happy. It's living together afterwards that is difficult. ]]>http://maxioms.com/maxiom/27294<![CDATA[He believes that marriage and a career don't mix. So after the wedding he plans to quit his job. ]]>http://maxioms.com/maxiom/27295<![CDATA[It's not as great a day for the bride as she thinks. She's not marrying the best man. ]]>http://maxioms.com/maxiom/27296<![CDATA[Marriage is a romance in which the hero dies in the first chapter. ]]>http://maxioms.com/maxiom/27297<![CDATA[Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering. ]]>http://maxioms.com/maxiom/27298<![CDATA[Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo... ]]>http://maxioms.com/maxiom/27299<![CDATA[Cautious, careful people, always casting about to preserve their reputations ... can never effect a reform. -Susan B. Anthony. ]]>http://maxioms.com/maxiom/27285<![CDATA[Be tolerant of the human race. Your whole family belongs to it -- and some of your spouse's family does ...]]>http://maxioms.com/maxiom/27287<![CDATA[Compromise: An amiable arrangement between husband and wife whereby they agree to let her have her own way. ]]>http://maxioms.com/maxiom/27288<![CDATA[Every mother generally hopes that her daughter will snag a better husband than she managed to do...but she's certain that ...]]>http://maxioms.com/maxiom/27289<![CDATA[I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, ...]]>http://maxioms.com/maxiom/27290<![CDATA[Marital Freedom: The liberty that allows a husband to do exactly that which his wife pleases. ]]>http://maxioms.com/maxiom/27291<![CDATA[The government is becoming the family of last resort. ]]>http://maxioms.com/maxiom/27280<![CDATA[Honolulu, it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. ]]>http://maxioms.com/maxiom/27281<![CDATA[In the past decade or so, the women's magazines have taken to running home-handyperson articles suggesting that women can learn ...]]>http://maxioms.com/maxiom/27283<![CDATA[You can only perceive real beauty in a person as they get older. ]]>http://maxioms.com/maxiom/27284<![CDATA[Call no man your father upon the earth, for one is your Father, which is in heaven. ]]>http://maxioms.com/maxiom/27279<![CDATA[If ever two were one, then surely we. If ever man were loved by wife, then thee. ]]>http://maxioms.com/maxiom/27271<![CDATA[An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets the more interested he is in ...]]>http://maxioms.com/maxiom/27272<![CDATA[Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get ...]]>http://maxioms.com/maxiom/27273<![CDATA[It is impossible to believe that the same God who permitted His own son to die a bachelor regards celibacy ...]]>http://maxioms.com/maxiom/27274<![CDATA[A single man has not nearly the value he would have in a state of union. He is an incomplete ...]]>http://maxioms.com/maxiom/27275<![CDATA[Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young. ]]>http://maxioms.com/maxiom/27276<![CDATA[Generally, employees who file complaints of discrimination do so as a last resort. ]]>http://maxioms.com/maxiom/27277<![CDATA[The legacy of women's war work is our present post-industrial employment structure. It was the war that created the demand ...]]>http://maxioms.com/maxiom/27278<![CDATA[A gentleman will not insult me, and no man not a gentleman can insult me. ]]>http://maxioms.com/maxiom/27267