Marriage - Maxioms.comQuotes, Famous Quotes, Sayings, Proverbs, Maxims, Axioms, Maxiomshttp://maxioms.comen-usCopyright 2026 Maxioms.com. All Rights Reserved.<![CDATA[Marriage is a series of desperate arguments people feel passionately about. ]]>http://maxioms.com/maxiom/65514<![CDATA[Many marriages would be better if the husband and the wife clearly understood that they are on the same side. ]]>http://maxioms.com/maxiom/65468<![CDATA[The women's movement hit my neighborhood like a freight train. Everybody got divorced. You wonder what would have happened to ...]]>http://maxioms.com/maxiom/65351<![CDATA[Same-sex marriage is not the future. ]]>http://maxioms.com/maxiom/65348<![CDATA[Marriage equality changed life for people. ]]>http://maxioms.com/maxiom/65228<![CDATA[I put my career in second place throughout both my marriages and it suffered. I don't regret it. You make ...]]>http://maxioms.com/maxiom/64926<![CDATA[Once you are married, there is nothing left for you, not even suicide. ]]>http://maxioms.com/maxiom/64872<![CDATA[Marriage is like life - it is a field of battle, not a bed of roses. ]]>http://maxioms.com/maxiom/64869<![CDATA[The one charm about marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties. ]]>http://maxioms.com/maxiom/64237<![CDATA[There is nothing nobler or more admirable than when two people who see eye to eye keep house as man ...]]>http://maxioms.com/maxiom/64187<![CDATA[Love is blind,but marriage is an eye opener. ]]>http://maxioms.com/maxiom/63344<![CDATA[They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning. ]]>http://maxioms.com/maxiom/63342<![CDATA[Don't marry the person you think you can live with; marry only the individual you think you can't live without. ]]>http://maxioms.com/maxiom/63166<![CDATA[Is not marriage an open question, when it is alleged, from the beginning of the world, that such as are ...]]>http://maxioms.com/maxiom/26466<![CDATA[Men marry because they are tired; women because they are curious. Both are disappointed. ]]>http://maxioms.com/maxiom/26467<![CDATA[A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing. ]]>http://maxioms.com/maxiom/26468<![CDATA[No married man is genuinely happy if he has to drink worse whisky than he used to drink when he ...]]>http://maxioms.com/maxiom/26469<![CDATA[He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of. ]]>http://maxioms.com/maxiom/26459<![CDATA[I have always thought that every woman should marry, and no man. ]]>http://maxioms.com/maxiom/26460<![CDATA[Marriage is the torment of one, the felicity of two, the strife and enmity of three. ]]>http://maxioms.com/maxiom/26461<![CDATA[Well-married, a man is winged: ill-matched, he is shackled. ]]>http://maxioms.com/maxiom/26462<![CDATA[Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage. ]]>http://maxioms.com/maxiom/26464<![CDATA[A man marries to have a home, but also because he doesn't want to be bothered with sex and all ...]]>http://maxioms.com/maxiom/26465<![CDATA[When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. ]]>http://maxioms.com/maxiom/26458<![CDATA[A dress that zips up the back will bring a husband and wife together. ]]>http://maxioms.com/maxiom/26451<![CDATA[Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit. ]]>http://maxioms.com/maxiom/26452<![CDATA[Almost no one is foolish enough to imagine that he automatically deserves great success in any field of activity; yet ...]]>http://maxioms.com/maxiom/26453<![CDATA[Never get married in the morning - you never know who you might meet that night. ]]>http://maxioms.com/maxiom/26454<![CDATA[Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't they'd be married too. ]]>http://maxioms.com/maxiom/26455<![CDATA[If I ever marry, it will be on a sudden impulse - as a man shoots himself. ]]>http://maxioms.com/maxiom/26456<![CDATA[Before marriage, a girl has to make love to a man to hold him. After marriage, she has to hold ...]]>http://maxioms.com/maxiom/26457<![CDATA[What counts in making a happy marriage is not so much how compatible you are, but how you deal with ...]]>http://maxioms.com/maxiom/26446<![CDATA[Never feel remorse for what you have thought about your wife; she has thought much worse things about you. ]]>http://maxioms.com/maxiom/26447<![CDATA[A husband is what is left of a lover, after the nerve has been extracted. ]]>http://maxioms.com/maxiom/26448<![CDATA[Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who ...]]>http://maxioms.com/maxiom/26449<![CDATA[One advantage of marriage is that, when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love ...]]>http://maxioms.com/maxiom/26450<![CDATA[It destroys one's nerves to be amiable every day to the same human being. ]]>http://maxioms.com/maxiom/26443<![CDATA[Love, the strongest and deepest element in all life, the harbinger of hope, of joy, of ecstasy; love, the defier ...]]>http://maxioms.com/maxiom/26444<![CDATA[I've been married to one Marxist and one Fascist, and neither one would take the garbage out. ]]>http://maxioms.com/maxiom/26445<![CDATA[A great poet has seldom sung of lawfully wedded happiness, but of free and secret love; and in this respect, ...]]>http://maxioms.com/maxiom/26440<![CDATA[She cried, and the judge wiped her tears with my checkbook. ]]>http://maxioms.com/maxiom/26441<![CDATA[If you made a list of reasons why any couple got married, and another list of the reasons for their ...]]>http://maxioms.com/maxiom/26442<![CDATA[Marriage is like a phone call in the night: first the ring, and then you wake up. ]]>http://maxioms.com/maxiom/26436<![CDATA[All marriages are happy. It's the living together afterward that causes all the trouble. ]]>http://maxioms.com/maxiom/26437<![CDATA[Marriage is a mistake every man should make. ]]>http://maxioms.com/maxiom/26438<![CDATA[I have learned that only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy. First, let her think she's having ...]]>http://maxioms.com/maxiom/26439<![CDATA[Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on ...]]>http://maxioms.com/maxiom/26434<![CDATA[A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished. ]]>http://maxioms.com/maxiom/26435<![CDATA[Marriage resembles a pair of shears, so joined that they cannot be separated; often moving in opposite directions, yet always ...]]>http://maxioms.com/maxiom/26433<![CDATA[I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest ...]]>http://maxioms.com/maxiom/26425