Jokes - Maxioms.comQuotes, Famous Quotes, Sayings, Proverbs, Maxims, Axioms, Maxiomshttp://maxioms.comen-usCopyright 2026 Maxioms.com. All Rights Reserved.<![CDATA[A civil servant doesn't make jokes. ]]>http://maxioms.com/maxiom/64200<![CDATA["He started hating me, cause I couldn't laugh at his jokes. I just started finding it impossible to laugh at ...]]>http://maxioms.com/maxiom/23303<![CDATA[A humorist tells himself every morning, "I hope it's going to be a rough day." When things are going well, ...]]>http://maxioms.com/maxiom/23305<![CDATA[It is requisite for the relaxation of the mind that we make use, from time to time, of playful deeds ...]]>http://maxioms.com/maxiom/23306<![CDATA[You throw a perfectly straight line at the audience and then, right at the end, you curve it. Good jokes ...]]>http://maxioms.com/maxiom/23307<![CDATA[Jokes of the proper kind, properly told, can do more to enlighten questions of politics, philosophy, and literature than any ...]]>http://maxioms.com/maxiom/23308<![CDATA[The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible. ]]>http://maxioms.com/maxiom/23309<![CDATA[The shortest distance between two jokes makes a perfect speech. ]]>http://maxioms.com/maxiom/23310<![CDATA[If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it again. ]]>http://maxioms.com/maxiom/23311<![CDATA[The aim of a joke is not to degrade the human being, but to remind him that he is already ...]]>http://maxioms.com/maxiom/23297<![CDATA[The other day when I was walking through the woods, I saw a rabbit standing in front of a candle ...]]>http://maxioms.com/maxiom/23298<![CDATA[A joke is a very serious thing ]]>http://maxioms.com/maxiom/23299<![CDATA[Even the gods love jokes ]]>http://maxioms.com/maxiom/23300<![CDATA[I'm not offended by dumb blonde jokes because I know that I'm not dumb. I also know I'm not blonde. ]]>http://maxioms.com/maxiom/23301<![CDATA[Whatever is funny is subversive, every joke is ultimately a custard pie... a dirty joke is a sort of mental ...]]>http://maxioms.com/maxiom/23302<![CDATA[The problem with political jokes is they get elected. ]]>http://maxioms.com/maxiom/23296<![CDATA[The crisis of today is the joke of tomorrow. ]]>http://maxioms.com/maxiom/10701<![CDATA[A difference of tastes in jokes is a great strain on the affections. ]]>http://maxioms.com/maxiom/1628