<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?><rss version="2.0"><channel><title>Girls - Maxioms.com</title><description>Quotes, Famous Quotes, Sayings, Proverbs, Maxims, Axioms, Maxioms</description><link>http://maxioms.com</link><language>en-us</language><copyright>Copyright 2026 Maxioms.com. All Rights Reserved.</copyright><item><title><![CDATA[Last night I discovered a new form of oral contraceptive. I asked a girl to go to bed with me ...]]></title><link><![CDATA[http://maxioms.com/maxiom/65863]]></link><description><![CDATA[Last night I discovered a new form of oral contraceptive. I asked a girl to go to bed with me and she said no.]]></description><guid>http://maxioms.com/maxiom/65863</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[I date this girl for two years, and then the nagging starts: 'I wanna know your name!' ]]></title><link><![CDATA[http://maxioms.com/maxiom/65862]]></link><description><![CDATA[I date this girl for two years, and then the nagging starts: 'I wanna know your name!']]></description><guid>http://maxioms.com/maxiom/65862</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[Many men in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.
 ]]></title><link><![CDATA[http://maxioms.com/maxiom/62766]]></link><description><![CDATA[Many men in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.
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The rest want to spend their summer ...]]></title><link><![CDATA[http://maxioms.com/maxiom/17480]]></link><description><![CDATA[Fact: Girls who are having a good sex thing stay in New York. The rest want to spend their summer vacations in Europe.]]></description><guid>http://maxioms.com/maxiom/17480</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[I never cared for fashion much, amusing little seams and witty little pleats: it was the girls I liked. ]]></title><link><![CDATA[http://maxioms.com/maxiom/17481]]></link><description><![CDATA[I never cared for fashion much, amusing little seams and witty little pleats: it was the girls I liked.]]></description><guid>http://maxioms.com/maxiom/17481</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[Men seldom make passes At girls who wear glasses. ]]></title><link><![CDATA[http://maxioms.com/maxiom/17482]]></link><description><![CDATA[Men seldom make passes At girls who wear glasses.]]></description><guid>http://maxioms.com/maxiom/17482</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[Nature makes boys and girls lovely to look upon so they can be tolerated until they acquire some sense. ]]></title><link><![CDATA[http://maxioms.com/maxiom/17483]]></link><description><![CDATA[Nature makes boys and girls lovely to look upon so they can be tolerated until they acquire some sense.]]></description><guid>http://maxioms.com/maxiom/17483</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[Some girls never know what they are going to do from one husband to another. ]]></title><link><![CDATA[http://maxioms.com/maxiom/17485]]></link><description><![CDATA[Some girls never know what they are going to do from one husband to another.]]></description><guid>http://maxioms.com/maxiom/17485</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[Little girls are the nicest things that happen to people. ]]></title><link><![CDATA[http://maxioms.com/maxiom/17486]]></link><description><![CDATA[Little girls are the nicest things that happen to people.]]></description><guid>http://maxioms.com/maxiom/17486</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away. ]]></title><link><![CDATA[http://maxioms.com/maxiom/17468]]></link><description><![CDATA[Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away.]]></description><guid>http://maxioms.com/maxiom/17468</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[When a girl ceases to blush, she has lost the most powerful charm of her beauty ]]></title><link><![CDATA[http://maxioms.com/maxiom/17469]]></link><description><![CDATA[When a girl ceases to blush, she has lost the most powerful charm of her beauty]]></description><guid>http://maxioms.com/maxiom/17469</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[Big girls need big diamonds. ]]></title><link><![CDATA[http://maxioms.com/maxiom/17470]]></link><description><![CDATA[Big girls need big diamonds.]]></description><guid>http://maxioms.com/maxiom/17470</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[The restlessness that comes upon girls upon summer evenings results in lasting trouble unless it is speedily controlled. The right ...]]></title><link><![CDATA[http://maxioms.com/maxiom/17471]]></link><description><![CDATA[The restlessness that comes upon girls upon summer evenings results in lasting trouble unless it is speedily controlled. The right kind of man does not look for a wife on the streets, and the right kind of girl waits till the man comes to her home for her.]]></description><guid>http://maxioms.com/maxiom/17471</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[It's the good girls who keep the diaries; the bad girls never have the time. ]]></title><link><![CDATA[http://maxioms.com/maxiom/17472]]></link><description><![CDATA[It's the good girls who keep the diaries; the bad girls never have the time.]]></description><guid>http://maxioms.com/maxiom/17472</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[I used to think as I looked out on the Hollywood night, "There must be thousands of girls sitting alone ...]]></title><link><![CDATA[http://maxioms.com/maxiom/17473]]></link><description><![CDATA[I used to think as I looked out on the Hollywood night, "There must be thousands of girls sitting alone like me, dreaming of becoming a movie star. But I'm not going to worry about them. I'm dreaming the hardest.]]></description><guid>http://maxioms.com/maxiom/17473</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[Little girls, I am in the business of putting old heads on young shoulders, and all my pupils are the ...]]></title><link><![CDATA[http://maxioms.com/maxiom/17474]]></link><description><![CDATA[Little girls, I am in the business of putting old heads on young shoulders, and all my pupils are the crème de la crème. Give me a girl at an impressionable age and she is mine for life.]]></description><guid>http://maxioms.com/maxiom/17474</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[Most beautiful but dumb girls think they are smart and get away with it, because other people, on the whole, ...]]></title><link><![CDATA[http://maxioms.com/maxiom/17475]]></link><description><![CDATA[Most beautiful but dumb girls think they are smart and get away with it, because other people, on the whole, aren't much smarter.]]></description><guid>http://maxioms.com/maxiom/17475</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[I'm still chasing girls. I don't remember what for, but I'm still chasing them. ]]></title><link><![CDATA[http://maxioms.com/maxiom/17476]]></link><description><![CDATA[I'm still chasing girls. I don't remember what for, but I'm still chasing them.]]></description><guid>http://maxioms.com/maxiom/17476</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty ...]]></title><link><![CDATA[http://maxioms.com/maxiom/17462]]></link><description><![CDATA[Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity.]]></description><guid>http://maxioms.com/maxiom/17462</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[I love to see a young girl go out and grab the world by the lapels. Life's a bitch. You've ...]]></title><link><![CDATA[http://maxioms.com/maxiom/17463]]></link><description><![CDATA[I love to see a young girl go out and grab the world by the lapels. Life's a bitch. You've got to go out and kick ass.]]></description><guid>http://maxioms.com/maxiom/17463</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[A girl should be two things: classy and fabulous. ]]></title><link><![CDATA[http://maxioms.com/maxiom/17464]]></link><description><![CDATA[A girl should be two things: classy and fabulous.]]></description><guid>http://maxioms.com/maxiom/17464</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[a beautiful girl can make you dizzy, like you been drinkin jack and coke all morning. she can make you ...]]></title><link><![CDATA[http://maxioms.com/maxiom/17465]]></link><description><![CDATA[a beautiful girl can make you dizzy, like you been drinkin jack and coke all morning. she can make you feel high, for the single greatest comodity known to man - promise. promise of a better day, promise of a greater hope, promise of a new tomorrow. this particular aura, can be found in the gait of a beautiful girl, in her smile, in her soul, and the way she makes every rotten little thing about life seem like its gonna be ok]]></description><guid>http://maxioms.com/maxiom/17465</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[It's the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time. ]]></title><link><![CDATA[http://maxioms.com/maxiom/17466]]></link><description><![CDATA[It's the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time.]]></description><guid>http://maxioms.com/maxiom/17466</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[I really can't deny it, I am who I am. I'm pretty normal. I'm not that smooth type of girl. ...]]></title><link><![CDATA[http://maxioms.com/maxiom/17467]]></link><description><![CDATA[I really can't deny it, I am who I am. I'm pretty normal. I'm not that smooth type of girl. I run into things, I trip, I spill food. I say stupid things... I really don't have it all together.]]></description><guid>http://maxioms.com/maxiom/17467</guid></item></channel></rss>