Winston Churchill

Saving is a fine thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.

Saving is a fine thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.

For myself I am an optimist - it does not seem to be much use being anything else

For myself I am an optimist - it does not seem to be much use being anything else

Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.

Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.

Man will occasionally stumble over the truth, but most times he will pick himself up and carry on.

Man will occasionally stumble over the truth, but most times he will pick himself up and carry on.

A joke is a very serious thing

A joke is a very serious thing