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Keep your face towards the sunshine and the shadows will fall behind you.

Keep your face towards the sunshine and the shadows will fall behind you.

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A guy ran a red light like at 2AM, got home fine, no police saw him or anything like that. read more

A guy ran a red light like at 2AM, got home fine, no police saw him or anything like that. About 3 weeks later he gets a bill from the police department and a photo of his truck running that light. So, like the smart/dumbass he is, he gets cute, lays out some money on the bed(the price of the ticket), takes a photo of it, and sends it in. So a few weeks pass and he gets another letter, this one has a photo of handcuffs.
He promptly paid the bill.

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Look back and thank God. Look forward and trust God. He closes doors no one can open and He opens read more

Look back and thank God. Look forward and trust God. He closes doors no one can open and He opens doors no one can close.

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A break up is like a broken mirror. It is better to leave it broken than hurt yourself to fix read more

A break up is like a broken mirror. It is better to leave it broken than hurt yourself to fix it.

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The best dreams happen when you're awake.

The best dreams happen when you're awake.

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