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O ye who teach the ingenuous youth of nations--
Holland, France, England, Germany or Spain;
I pray read more

O ye who teach the ingenuous youth of nations--
Holland, France, England, Germany or Spain;
I pray ye flog them upon all occasions,
It mends their morals--never mind the pain.

For well-dowered wife, credit, friends, birth and beauty,
all-powerful money gives them all.

For well-dowered wife, credit, friends, birth and beauty,
all-powerful money gives them all.

To love is a pleasure of youth, a sin in old age.

To love is a pleasure of youth, a sin in old age.

I hang my ears like an ass whose spirits droop.

I hang my ears like an ass whose spirits droop.

Even turkeys can fly in a stiff wind.

Even turkeys can fly in a stiff wind.