Maxioms Pet

X

Maxioms by Unknown

  ( comments )
  30  /  18  

A guy ran a red light like at 2AM, got home fine, no police saw him or anything like that. read more

A guy ran a red light like at 2AM, got home fine, no police saw him or anything like that. About 3 weeks later he gets a bill from the police department and a photo of his truck running that light. So, like the smart/dumbass he is, he gets cute, lays out some money on the bed(the price of the ticket), takes a photo of it, and sends it in. So a few weeks pass and he gets another letter, this one has a photo of handcuffs.
He promptly paid the bill.

by Unknown Found in: General sayings Quotes,
Share to:
  ( comments )
  3  /  2  

Every accusation against a fallen man gains credence.

Every accusation against a fallen man gains credence.

by Unknown Found in: General Sayings,
Share to:
  ( comments )
  17  /  19  

If I do my full duty, the rest will take care of itself.

If I do my full duty, the rest will take care of itself.

by Unknown Found in: Duty Quotes,
Share to:
  ( comments )
  9  /  12  

If you love someone, tell them. For hearts are often broken by words left unspoken.

If you love someone, tell them. For hearts are often broken by words left unspoken.

by Unknown Found in: Love Quotes,
Share to:
  ( comments )
  27  /  27  

The cost of living is dying, everybody pays.

The cost of living is dying, everybody pays.

by Unknown Found in: Death / immortality Quotes,
Share to:
Maxioms Web Pet