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A relationship is only complicated when one person is running it...

A relationship is only complicated when one person is running it...

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A guy ran a red light like at 2AM, got home fine, no police saw him or anything like that. read more

A guy ran a red light like at 2AM, got home fine, no police saw him or anything like that. About 3 weeks later he gets a bill from the police department and a photo of his truck running that light. So, like the smart/dumbass he is, he gets cute, lays out some money on the bed(the price of the ticket), takes a photo of it, and sends it in. So a few weeks pass and he gets another letter, this one has a photo of handcuffs.
He promptly paid the bill.

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Don't be a BEN brother, should have been, would have been, could have been, or might have been.

Don't be a BEN brother, should have been, would have been, could have been, or might have been.

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It takes two to make a quarrel.

It takes two to make a quarrel.

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A fool bolts a door with a boiled carrot.

A fool bolts a door with a boiled carrot.

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