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Not only can water float a boat, it can sink it also.

Not only can water float a boat, it can sink it also.

by Unknown Found in: Chinese Sayings,
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Good hope is often beguiled by her own augury.

Good hope is often beguiled by her own augury.

by Unknown Found in: General Sayings,
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A guy ran a red light like at 2AM, got home fine, no police saw him or anything like that. read more

A guy ran a red light like at 2AM, got home fine, no police saw him or anything like that. About 3 weeks later he gets a bill from the police department and a photo of his truck running that light. So, like the smart/dumbass he is, he gets cute, lays out some money on the bed(the price of the ticket), takes a photo of it, and sends it in. So a few weeks pass and he gets another letter, this one has a photo of handcuffs.
He promptly paid the bill.

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It a wretched thing to suffer at the hand of one of whom we
cannot complain.

It a wretched thing to suffer at the hand of one of whom we
cannot complain.

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You have but fed on the roses, and lain in the lilies of life.

You have but fed on the roses, and lain in the lilies of life.

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