Maxioms by Unknown Author
When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's read more
When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 a minute.
The only difference between men and boys is the cost of their toys.
The only difference between men and boys is the cost of their toys.
It takes a certain level of aspiration before one can take advantage of opportunities that are clearly offered.
It takes a certain level of aspiration before one can take advantage of opportunities that are clearly offered.
Destiny is something we've invented because we can't stand the fact that everything that happens is accidental.
Destiny is something we've invented because we can't stand the fact that everything that happens is accidental.
A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart and sings it back to you when you have read more
A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart and sings it back to you when you have forgotten how it goes.