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At night, to his own dark fancies a prey,
He lies like a hedgehog rolled up the wrong way,
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At night, to his own dark fancies a prey,
He lies like a hedgehog rolled up the wrong way,
Tormenting himself with his prickles.

by Thomas Hood Found in: Night Quotes,
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'Tis strange how like a very dunce,
Man, with his bumps upon his sconce,
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'Tis strange how like a very dunce,
Man, with his bumps upon his sconce,
Has lived so long, and yet no knowledge he
Has had, till lately, of Phrenology--
A science that by simple dint of
Head-combing he should find a hint of,
When scratching o'er those little pole-hills
The faculties throw up like mole hills.

by Thomas Hood Found in: Phrenology Quotes,
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Whoe'er has gone thro' London street,
Has seen a butcher gazing at his meat,
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Whoe'er has gone thro' London street,
Has seen a butcher gazing at his meat,
And how he keeps
Gloating upon a sheep's
Or bullock's personals, as if his own;
How he admires his halves
And quarters--and his calves,
As if in truth upon his own legs grown.

by Thomas Hood Found in: Butchering Quotes,
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Jasmine is sweet, and has many loves.

Jasmine is sweet, and has many loves.

by Thomas Hood Found in: Jasmines Quotes,
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While the steeples are loud in their joy,
To the tune of the bells' ring-a-ding,
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While the steeples are loud in their joy,
To the tune of the bells' ring-a-ding,
Let us chime in a peal, one and all,
For we all should be able to sing Hullah baloo.

by Thomas Hood Found in: Bells Quotes,
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