Maxioms by Terry Pratchett
’I'd have you lot up in front of the University authorities first thing in the morning, if it wasn't for read more
’I'd have you lot up in front of the University authorities first thing in the morning, if it wasn't for the fact that you are the University authorities . . .'
It's not enough to be able to pick up a sword. You have to know which end to poke into read more
It's not enough to be able to pick up a sword. You have to know which end to poke into the enemy.
Gnomes live ten times faster than humans. They're harder to see than a high-speed mouse. That's one reason why most read more
Gnomes live ten times faster than humans. They're harder to see than a high-speed mouse. That's one reason why most humans hardly ever see them. The other is that humans are very good at not seeing things they know aren't there. And, since sensible humans know that there are no such things as people four inches high, a gnome who doesn't want to be seen probably won't be seen... Wings
Only in our dreams are we free. The rest of the time we need wages.
Only in our dreams are we free. The rest of the time we need wages.
Taxation is just a sophisticated way of demanding money with menaces
Taxation is just a sophisticated way of demanding money with menaces
