Rita Mae Brown

If the world were a logical place, men would ride side-saddle.

If the world were a logical place, men would ride side-saddle.

My lesbianism is an act of Christian charity. All those women out there praying for a man, and I'm giving read more

My lesbianism is an act of Christian charity. All those women out there praying for a man, and I'm giving them my share.

One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory.

One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory.

Leroy bet me I couldn't find a pot of gold at the end, and I told him that was a read more

Leroy bet me I couldn't find a pot of gold at the end, and I told him that was a stupid bet because the rainbow was enough.

Humor comes from self-confidence. There's an aggressive element to wit.

Humor comes from self-confidence. There's an aggressive element to wit.