Maxioms by Quentin Crisp
Never keep up with the Joneses. Drag them down to your level. It's cheaper.
Never keep up with the Joneses. Drag them down to your level. It's cheaper.
The formula for achieving a successful relationship is simple: you should treat all disasters as if they were trivialities but read more
The formula for achieving a successful relationship is simple: you should treat all disasters as if they were trivialities but never treat a triviality as if it were a disaster.
Vice is its own reward. It is virtue which, if it is to be marketed with consumer appeal, must carry read more
Vice is its own reward. It is virtue which, if it is to be marketed with consumer appeal, must carry Green Shield stamps.
Flowers are words which even a baby can understand.
Flowers are words which even a baby can understand.
It is not the simple statement of facts that ushers in freedom; it is the constant repetition of them that read more
It is not the simple statement of facts that ushers in freedom; it is the constant repetition of them that has this liberating effect. Tolerance is the result not of enlightenment, but of boredom.
