Maxioms by Quentin Crisp
There is no need to do any housework at all. After the first four years the dirt doesn't get any read more
There is no need to do any housework at all. After the first four years the dirt doesn't get any worse.
I don't hold with abroad and think that foreigners speak English when our backs are turned
I don't hold with abroad and think that foreigners speak English when our backs are turned
Never keep up with Joneses. Drag them down to your level. It's cheaper.
Never keep up with Joneses. Drag them down to your level. It's cheaper.
The very purpose of existence is to reconcile the glowing opinion we
hold of ourselves with the appalling things that read more
The very purpose of existence is to reconcile the glowing opinion we
hold of ourselves with the appalling things that other people think about
us.
Flowers are words which even a baby can understand.
Flowers are words which even a baby can understand.
